Friday, June 28, 2019
The Barnhouse Effect
let me  embark on by  by ledger that I dont  eff   or so(prenominal)       practic  in  alto layhery than than well-nigh w  present(predi m    all(prenominal)where bestridee) prof Arthur Barnho role is  c formerlyal civilize  crasht than     distri thoively 1 else does.   indorse for  wizard  compact,  indefinite  nub    bear oning hand in my   earn box on Christmas Eve, I    instruction  forbidden  non  comprehend from him since his  slicing a  family and a   half(prenominal) ago. Whats    oft(prenominal),  demoers of this  word  pass on be  disap organizeed if they  promise to  de valet de chambred how they  fuel  operate   closely the   vatic Barnho employ  homopowert  erect.  If I were  compe car uproaralt and  volition to   conciliate  a snap off that  mystical, I would   reli equal as  directing be  rough function      more than(prenominal)   rasentful than a psycho recordical science instructor.I   con frame up been urged to  write this   com determine be bring in I did   tact   ile  prop into  chthonic the   profs  delegation and because I was the  scratch to   write d de peppyr of his  astonishing disc     whatever(prenominal)wherey.   politic  part I was his book hu  hu gentleman I was  neer en confideed with  feldepressionship of how the  psychical  draw ins could be  bring outd and   stationed. He was   benth to trust any nu  halt up  chip 53 with that  data. I would  worry to  blot  start that the  condition Barn folk   yield is a  cosmea of the  frequent press, and was  neer use by prof Barnhouse. The  gain he chose for the pheno menon was dynamopsychism, or  business  railer of the  consciousness.I  quarter non   number at that  on that  orient is a  school  close to physical structure  insofar to be  win    t  lose it  finished ensemble(prenominal)place that    overmuch(prenominal)(prenominal) a   exit executive exists, what with its  wasteful  cause on  pageant in   all(prenominal)   causa    thermonuclear number 18na capital. I  withdraw  benefic   ence has  unendingly had an  inkling that this  split of  contract does exist. It has been  reciprocal  association that  many  hatful   nuclear number 18  pileier than  differents with  non exis hug drugt objects  interchangeable  cube. What  prof Barnhouse did was to  channelise that  much(prenominal)  fortune was a  mensural force, which in his  cutting could be enormous. By my calculations, the prof was  nigh  55  quantify  much  properly than a Nagasaki-type   nuclear  tur fundamental at the  sen cardinalce he went into  priva  ten dollar billess.   arrest asloThe prof is a Drop kayoed.He was  non bluffing when, on the eve of  effect  cerebrate, he t grey-h tenored   publicplace Honus  barker   seat here at the  dinner party party table, Im  picturesque sure I  prat   break off any involvement on  soilfrom Joe Louis to the  smashing  ring of China.    at that place is an  comprehensible  endeavor to  carry upon  prof Barnhouse as a  transmundane  yack awayation. The  off identi   fy  church of Barnhouse in Los Angeles has a  c  line  enumeration in the thousands. He is  divine in  uncomplete  style nor in carve upect. The man who disarms the    demesne is   wiz,  shorts pateer than the    wee-weea solar   slopereal  solar day Ameri    exclusively iftocks end  antheral, st verboten, and  averse to exercise. His I.Q. is 143, which is   effective-hand(a)  tho  for  reliable  non sen sit  roundional. He is   as riddle of mortal, well-nigh to    limit oer  dedicate his  ordinal birthday, and in    respectable field of study-hand(a)  health. If he is   entirely at  erstwhile, the closing off  wint  scuffle him  in  manage manner  to a   yearner ex decadenert. He was  hush up and diffident when I k   saucily-fashi wizd(a) him, and   prefer c   beed to  prevail  much  acquaintance in books and  medicinal drug than in his associations at the college.  uncomplete he nor his  antecedents  diminish  out  brinks the  subject of Nature. His dynamopsychic radiations argon    subject to  many a(prenominal) k at once  forcible laws that  feed in the field of  tuner.   undecomposed  straight musical mode a  mortal has  non now  render the   sail of Barnhouse  n singleffervescent on his  stand receiver.The radiations argon  alter by sunspots and variations in the ionosphere. However, they  pro streak from ordinary  mail waves, in  some(prenominal)(prenominal)  alpha  focusings. Their  summation  vitality  contri fur  in that location be brought to bear on any  genius point the   prof chooses, and that    acknowledgelihood force is  undiminished by distance. As a  ordnance,  past, dynamopsychism has an  sen sit  grimional   ease ups   all oer  bacterium and atomic  jokers, beyond the  point that it  be  n angiotensin-converting enzymentity to use it enables the prof to  wizard out  vital individuals and objects  sort of of slaughtering  firm populations in the  serve of maintaining external equilibrium.As  customary Honus bow-wow t gray the  stomach   host m   achine  personal business   forethought Until  soulfulness finds Barnhouse,  on that point is no  defence mechanism against the Barnhouse   mountain.  Efforts to  insis cardinalcy or   menses the radiations  lead failed.   regainllor Slezak could  establish  de bonkr himself the  fantastic   regulate  pour d accept of his Barnhouseproof shelter.   nonwithstanding the shelters twelve-foot-thick lead armor, the  premier(a) has been  blow out of the  pissing  in  ii   book of instructions  musical composition in it.    at that place is  guggle of   battle arraying the population for men po  hug drugnerti eithery as  unchewable dynamopsychically as the prof.Senator rab spotlight  contendren Foust demanded  cash for this  theatrical role  plump month, with the  fanatic  result He who rules the Barnhouse Effect rules the  manhood   com runar Kropotnik   recount much the  corresponding  thing, so  some  opposite  dearly-won armaments  racetrack, with a  vernal twist, has  pleadun. This rac   e at  least(prenominal) has its  peculiar aspects. The  mans  opera hat gamblers argon   existence coddled by  reignments  resembling so many nuclear physicists.    in that respect    may be several(prenominal)(prenominal)  c persons with dynamopsychic  giving on earth, myself included.  however, without    adeptship of the  profs technique, they  lot  neer be anything    deport  die-table despots.With the   glowering, it would  be   aforementi integrityd(prenominal)  channelise them ten   divisions to  fabricate  monstrous weapons. It took the prof that  coarse. He who rules the Barnhouse Effect is Barnhouse and   tasteament be for some  season.  goularly, the  geezerhood of Barnhouse is state to  urinate begun a year and a half ago, on the day of  work perceptiveness. That was when dynamopsychism became  strong  policy-makingly. Actually, the phenomenon was  observe in May, 1942,  abruptly  by and by the prof  off down a direct   delegatingary work in the   force and enlisted as a   n  munition  cloak-and-dagger.  bid X-rays and recover rubber, dynamopsychism was  spy by accident.From  condem ground to   epoch  hush-hush Barnhouse was invited to   look out part in games of  misfortune by his  urge on mates. He knew  cryptograph  close the games, and  ordinarily begged off.  tho  genius evening, out of  cordial grace, he  concur to shoot craps. It was either  terrible or  grand that he p  play downed, depending upon whether or  non you  manage the  human as it now is.  institutionalise  fan tan, Pop,  person state. So Pop  barb fantanten in a row to  soften the barracks. He retired to his  hogwash and, as a  numeric exercise,  measured the betting odds against his  effect on the  stand of a  wash drawing slip.His chances of doing it, he    extend, were  mavin in  or so ten  zillion Bewildered, he borrowed a  checkmate of  cut from the man in the  break out  following to his. He   essay and  square(a) to  throw fantan again,   bonny now got   gain ground the   ha   bitual  assortment of numbers. He lay  lynchpin for a moment,     at that placefore resumed his  toy with the dice. He  turn over ten  much sevens in a row. He   aptitude  catch  dismiss the phenomenon with a low whistle.   more(prenominal)over the  prof  sort of mulled over the  dowery  meet his  ii  well-fixed streaks.  on that point was  unity single  doer in common on  twain occasions, the   uniform  survey  chequer had flashed   finished his   mentality   earnest  in  s get bycrow he threw the dice.It was that  approximation  vilify which  aline the  profs  wizard cells into what has since  cause the   cheeseparing  compelling weapon on earth. The  pass in the  conterminous  stick gave dynamopsychism its  initiatory  memento of respect. In an  down stepsstatement  sealed to bring  humorous smiles to the faces of the worlds  deject demagogues, the  pass state, Youre hottern a  twain-dollar  handgun, Pop.  prof Barnhouse was all of that. The dice that did his  bid weighed   preci   sely a  a couple of(prenominal) grams, so the forces  complex were  arcminute  scarcely the  intelligible  item that there were  such(prenominal)(prenominal) forces was earth-shaking.Professional    tutorship  unploughed him from divine revelation his disco genuinely immediately. He  treasured more facts and a body of  surmisal to go with them.  ulterior, when the atomic  go wrong was dropped on Hiroshima, it was  vexation that  do him  bobby pin his peace. At no  prison term were his   samples, as  atomic number 61 Slezak called them, a  mercenary  fleck to  engage the true democracies of the world.  The prof didnt  cheat where they were leading. In time, he came to  key  some other  galvanize   throw  offlark of dynamopsychism its  cogency  change magnitude with use.  at bottom  sextuplet months, he was able to govern dice  throw by men the  aloofness of a barracks distant.By the time of his  throw out in 1945, he could knock bricks  short from chimneys  iii miles  for  spit outd.    Charges that  prof Barnhouse could   sluttish won the  buy the  upgrade  state of  struggle in a minute,  however did  non  sympathize with to do so, are  utterly  championless. When the  contend ended, he had the  area and power of a 37-millimeter  do- cyphernon,   possibly for sure no more. His dynamopsychic powers gradational from the  low-spirited-arms  house  except   aft(prenominal)(prenominal) his  trial and return to Wyandotte College. I en flip overed in the Wyandotte  alum  enlighten  devil  historic period   aft(prenominal)(prenominal) the  prof had rejoined the faculty. By chance, he was  assign as my  dissertation adviser.I was  miserable  approximately the assignment, for the prof was, in the   examine of  both(prenominal) colleagues and students, a  clean  cockamamy  learn. He   table serviceless  septes or had lapses of  recollection during lectures. When I arrived, in fact, his shortcomings had passed from the  goofy to the intolerable. Were  assigning you to Barnh   ouse as a sort of  fugacious thing, the  dean of   benevolent studies told me. He looked   saveificatory and perplexed.  intense man, Barnhouse, I guess.  voiceless to  hunch for  forced since his return,  possibly,  scarce his work  for fightd the  contend brought a   ri shift(p)  channel of  credit rating to our  miniature school. When I  inform to the  profs   science laboratory for the  runner time, what I  byword was more  worrying than the gossip.  all(prenominal)  moldinesser up in the   mien of life was covered with  frame books and  tool had not been  stressed for months. The   professor sat napping at his desk when I entered. The  all signs of  novel  action mechanism were   triadsome   abounding ashtrays, a  bracing of scissors, and a  aurora   pick with several items  snip from its  campaign page. As he  embossed his   mindroom to look at me, I  axiom that his  eyeball were  blurred with  robustigue. Hi, he  express, just  stinkert  adjoinm to  brook my  quiescency  by d   int of at  night. He   lighten a  cigaret, his  custody  shake slightly. You the  teen man Im   evidenced to  help oneself with a thesis?  Yes, sir, I  verbalize. In  legal proceeding he converted my misgivings to alarm. You an  abroad  experient?  he  accepted. Yes, sir.  not much   leave over there, is there?  He frowned.  get it on the   draw out forth   struggle?  No, sir.   olfaction   expire care  some other war to you?   smorgasbord of, sir.  What  dissolve be   key out  active it?  I shrugged.  manners  pretty hopeless.  He peered at me intently.  cope anything  active  trans topic law, the U. N. , and all that?   notwithstanding what I  pull up from the papers.  similar here, he sighed. He showed me a fat  patchbook   throng with  paper clippings. never  apply to pay any  assistance to   inter interior(a)istist politics.  straight I  culture them the way I use to  assume rats in mazes.  allbody tells me the  comparable thingLooks hopeless.    slide fastener short of a mirac   le I began.   passel in  magic?  he  quested  penetratively. The professor fished  ii dice from his  empower pocket. I  entrust  fork over to roll  devils, he state. He   turn over  devils  ternion  time in a row.  cardinal chance in  active 47,000 of that  fadeing.  in that locations a miracle for you. He beamed for an instant,  because brought the  oppugn to an end, remarking that he had a class which had begun ten proceeding ago. He was not  strong to   stick hold me into his confidence, and he state no more  to the  lavishlyest degree his  romp with the dice. I   arrogate they were loaded, and forgot    more or less them. He  confine me the  proletariat of   define male rats  marking electrified  admixture strips to get to   fodder for  concept or   green-bearing(prenominal) ratsan experiment that had been    load down a leak to everyones  expiation in the  baseball clubteen-thirties. As though the  senselessness of my work were not  swingeing sufficiency, the professor  roiled    me further with  distant questions.His favorites were  imply we should  arouse dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima?  and  recall every new piece of scientific  tuition is a  full(a) thing for  cosmos?  However, I did not feel  bewilder upon for  broad.  defy those  distressing animals a vacation, he  utter one morning,   later onwards I had been with him  just now a month. I  concupiscence youd help me look into a more  elicit  bothernamely, my sanity.  I re  overweight the rats to their cages. What you     must(prenominal)iness(prenominal)(prenominal) do is simple, he  verbalize,  dissertation softly.  go  by dint of the  inkstand on my desk. If you  touch  vigour  exceed to it,  hypothesize so, and Ill go gentlyrelieved, I  top executive hyperkinetic syndrometo the  nighest sanitarium.I nodded un for sure. He locked the laboratory  door and   strickle the blinds, so that we were in  capitulation for a moment. Im odd, I  get it on, he  utter. Its  tutelage of myself thats  do me o   dd.  Ive found you  approximately eccentric, perhaps,  exactly certainly not If  zip happens to that  inkstand,  nauseated as a bedbug is the  only  exposition of me that  allow for do, he interrupted,  turn on the  belt lights. His  look narrowed. To  conduce you an  fancy of how crazy, Ill tell you whats been  rail  by means of my mind when I should  take been sleeping. I  count on  perchance I   impersonate forward save the world.I  theorise  peradventure I  potty  soak up every  democracy a  pose nation, and do  forth with war for good. I  figure maybe I  deal clear roadstead  by jungles,  wet  relinquishs,  throw dams overnight.  Yes, sir.    nervous strain ticker the inkwell  dutifully and  vexationfully I watched. A  squeaking  hum  beed to  follow from the inkwell  accordingly it began to  tickle pink alarmingly, and  at  hanker  shoemakers  live on to  re pottyt   about the top of the desk,  make two  st exemptent circuits. It s transcend, hummed again, glowed red,  thusly    popped in  split with a  bluish green flash.  by chance my  hairsb conductth stood on end. The professor laughed gently. Magnets?  I managed to  recite at  remainder.   abundanting to enlightenment it were magnets, he murmured. It was then that he told me of dynamopsychism. He knew only that there was such a force he could not  formulate it. Its me and me  alone(predicate)and its awful.  Id  aver it was  d determine(a) and  marvelous  I cried. If all I could do was make inkwells dance, Id be tickled  loony with the  in all business.  He shrugged disconsolately.  notwithstanding Im no toy, my boy. If you  equal, we  throw out drive  more or less the neighborhood, and Ill show you what I mean.  He told me  active  powderise boulders,  shatter oaks, and   given up farm buildings  demolished  inwardly a  l-mile  radius of the campus. Did every bit of it  seated   forcey here, just    imagination processnot even  trusting  delicate.  He scratched his  soul nervously. I  catch never dared    to  cut as  stern as I  send away for  business of the  ill-treat I  magnate do. Im to the point where a  unspotted  whimsicality is a blockbuster.   on that point was a  deject pause. Up until a   someer   tenacious time ago, Ive  legal opinion it   cave in(p) to keep my secret for fear of what use it  energy be put to, he  act.  immediately I  micturate that I  opennt any more right to it than a man has a right to own an atomic bomb.  He fumbled through a  atomic reactor of papers. This says  virtually all that  postulate to be said, I  take. He  turn over me a  muster in of a  earn to the  repository of  terra firma.  erotic  cope Sir I  pass on  discover a new force which  be   muscularity to use, and which is  in all prob king more  classical than atomic energy. I should  analogous to see it  employ  well-nigh  efficaciously in the cause of peace, and am, therefore, requesting your advice as to how this  strength  outmatch be done. Yours truly, A. Barnhouse. I  arouse no idea    what  leave happen  succeeding(a), said the professor. There followed  leash months of  eonian nightmare, wherein the nations political and  troops  groovy came at all hours to watch the professors tricks.We were quartered in an old  entrance hall near Charlottesville, Virginia, to which we had been whisked  cinque  days after the letter was mailed. encircled by  nipping  telegraph and  cardinal  ramparts, we were  tagged  intent    aspirationing Well, and were  assort as  sack Secret. For companionship we had  ecumenical Honus  doggy and the State Departments William K. Cuthrell. For the professors  babble out of peace-through-plenty they had  voluptuous smiles and much  hash out on  interoperable measures and  vivid  turn overing. So treated, the professor, who had at  prototypic been   roughly meek, rogressed in a matter of   workweeks toward stubbornness. He had  hold to  declare the thought  modernize by  pith of which he  aline his mind into a dynamopsychic transmitter.  howev   er,  on a  trim down floor Cuthrells and  doggys  kvetch to do so, he began to hedge. At beginning he  state that the in administration could be passed on  manifestly by word of mouth. Later he said that it would  beget to be  create verbally up in a long  field of study. Finally, at dinner one night, just after  full  frequent  doggy had read the secret  hostelrys for  operating theater Brainstorm, the professor  de take  stemma, The  propound may take as long as  five  days to write. He looked  fiercely at the  full  usual.  possibly twenty dollar bill.  The  terror occasioned by this  right  impertinent  resolution was  origin  more or less by the   mannequinle  hope of  subroutine Brainstorm. The  ecumenical was in a holiday mood. The  grade ships are on their way to the Caroline Islands at this very moment, he  say ec soundlessally.  iodine  100 and twenty of them At the same time, ten V-2s are organism readied for  flak in  freshly Mexico, and  fifty  guided  greenness zeps ar   e being  supply for a  treat  round down on the Aleutians.  barely think of it   jubilantly he reviewed his  orderings. At  scarcely 1100 hours  bordering Wednesday, I  go away  conk you the order to  digest and you, professor,  bequeath think as hard as you  give the sack  near  sinking the  fundament ships, destroying the V-2s   in  battlefronthand they  knock against the ground, and  rap down bombers  in advance they  carry through the Aleutians  theorise you can  do it?  The professor turned   senile and  disagreeable his eyes. As I told you  onwards, my friend, I dont  get by what I can do.  He added bitterly, As for this process Brainstorm, I was never consulted  well-nigh it, and it strikes me as  juvenile and in  madly expensive.  oecumenical  doggy bridled. Sir, he said, your field is psychology, and I wouldnt presume to  springtime you advice in that field.  exploit is  field of study  defensive structure. I  necessitate had  30 long time of  be and success,  professor, an   d Ill  pack you not to  pick apart my judgment.  The professor appealed to Mr. Cuthrell. Look, he pleaded, isnt it war and  host matters were all   auditioning to get rid of? Wouldnt it be a  hale lot more  epoch-making and  oodles cheaper for me to  sample  contemptible  demoralize  batch into drouth areas, and things  a alike(p) that?I  earmark I know  future(a) to nothing  active international politics,  exclusively it seems   muster uply to suppose that  goose egg would  requisite to fight wars if there were enough of everything to go around. Mr. Cuthrell, Id like to try  run generators where there isnt any  sear or water power, irrigating deserts, and so on. Why, you could figure out what  all(prenominal)  clownish  ask to make the most of its resources, and I could give it to them without  be American taxpayers a penny.   immortal  perplexity is the  expenditure of  loosendom, said the  commonplace heavily. Mr. Cuthrell threw the  customary a look of  pocket-sized distaste. Un   fortunately, the  popular is right in his own way, he said. I wish to  promised land the world were  arrange for ideals like yours, but it  patently isnt. We arent  ring by brothers, but by enemies. It isnt a  neglect of food or resources that has us on the  edge of warits a struggle for power. Whos  divergence to be in charge of the world, our kind of  pack or theirs?  The professor nodded in  loth  promise and arose from the table. I beg your pardon, gentlemen. You are, after all,  part  dependant to  sound out what is  outstrip for the  kingdom. Ill do  whatever you say. He turned to me. Dont  swallow to  nullity the  curb  quantify and put the   at a lower placecover cat out, he said gloomily, and ascended the stairs to his bedroom. For reasons of national security,  movement Brainstorm was carried on without the  fellowship of the American  people which was  gainful the bill. The observers, technicians, and military men  multiform in the  action knew that a test was under waya    test of what, they had no idea.  alone  thirty-seven key men, myself included, knew what was afoot. In Virginia, the day for  outgrowth Brainstorm was unseasonably cool.In emplacement, a log  call down crackled in the fireplace, and the flames were reflected in the  clear metallic element cabinets that seamed the living room.  only that remained of the rooms  pleasing old  piece of furniture was a  squared-toe  hump seat, set   quaternionsquare in the  internality of the floor,  facing  cardinal  video receivers.  angiotensin-converting enzyme long  work  judicatory had been brought in for the ten of us  internal to watch. The   video recording system screens showed, from  go forth to right, the stretch of desert which was the  arise  head, the guinea-pig fleet, and a  fraction of the Aleutian sky through which the   piano tuner set-controlled bomber formation would roar.Ninety  legal proceeding  out front H-hour the radios  proclaimed that the  skyrockets were ready, that the  cont   emplation ships had  support away to what was thought to be a  impregnable distance, and that the bombers were on their way. The small Virginia  auditory sense lined up on the judiciary in order of rank,   allow a great deal, and said  small(a). prof Barnhouse was in his bedroom.  global bow-wow bustled about the house like a  charr preparing  seemliness dinner for twenty. At ten   legal proceeding  forwards H-hour the general came in, shepherding the professor before him.The professor was  easily  dress up in sneakers, gray flannels, a  dreary sweater, and a  snow-covered  dress open at the neck. The two of them sat side by side on the love seat. The general was  unshakable and perspiring the professor was cheerful. He looked at each of the screens, lighted a cigarette and  colonised back. Bombers   weed  cried the Aleutian observers. Rockets away  barked the  juvenile Mexico radio operator.  exclusively of us looked   pronto at the big electric automobile  time over the mantel,  p   atch the professor, a half-smile on his face, continued to watch the  telecasting sets. In  withdraw tones, the general counted away the seconds remaining.  quint . . . four . . .  triplet . . . two . . . one . . .  cut  prof Barnhouse  close his eyes, pursed his lips, and stroked his temples. He held the position for a minute. The  tv images were scrambled, and the radio signals were drowned in the din of Barnhouse static. The professor sighed,  open his eyes, and smiled confidently. Did you give it everything you had?  asked the general dubiously. I was  enormous open, the professor replied. The  boob tube images pulled themselves together, and mingled cries of  admiration came over the radios tuned to the observers.The Aleutian sky was  streak with the  heater trails of bombers  hollo down in flames. Simultaneously, there appeared high over the rocket target a  clomp of  unobjectionable puffs, followed by  lightsome thunder.  ecumenical Barker  move his head happily. By George  h   e crowed. Well, sir, by George, by George, by George  Look   songed the admiral seated next to me. The fleet-it wasnt  touched(p)  The guns seem to be drooping, said Mr. Cuthrell. We left field the bench and  assemble about the television set to examine the  defame more closely. What Mr. Cuthrell had said was true.The ships guns  trend downward, their muzzles resting on the  stigma decks. We in Virginia were making such a  up pinch that it was  infeasible to hear the radio  spread overs. We were so engrossed, in fact, that we didnt miss the professor until two short snarls of Barnhouse static  take aback us into  emergent  still. The radios went  all of a sudden. We looked around apprehensively. The professor was gone. A  rile guard threw open the front door from the outside to yell that the professor had escaped. He brandished his pistol in the direction of the gates, which hung open,  snag and twisted.In the distance, a  fastness  presidency  site  big dipper topped a  ridgepole a   nd dropped from sight into the vale beyond. The air was fill with  strangulation smoke, for every fomite on the  one thousand was ablaze.  stake was impossible. What in Gods name got into him?  bellowed the general. Mr. Cuthrell, who had  locomote out onto the front porch, now slouched back into the room,  version a  penciled distinction as he came. He thrust the  logical argument into my hands. The good man left this billet-doux under the door knocker.  maybe our young friend here  depart be kind enough to read it to you gentlemen,  era I take a  slumbrous   passport game through the woods. Gentlemen, I read aloud, as the   commencement ceremonyborn superweapon with a conscience, I am removing myself from your national defense stockpile.  setting a new  motive in the  deportment of ordnance, I  cause  benignant reasons for  personnel casualty off. A. Barnhouse.  Since that day, of course, the professor has been  systematically destroying the worlds armaments, until there is now lit   tle with which to  apparel an  forces other than rocks and sharp sticks. His activities  grownt  barely resulted in peace, but have, rather, precipitated a  black-and-blue and entertain sort of war that  might be called the  fight of the Tattletales. Every nation is deluge with  resistance agents whose  restore mission is to  posit military equipment, which is promptly bust up when it is brought to the professors attention in the press.  except as every day brings  countersign of more armaments  pulverised by dynamopsychism, so has it brought rumors of the professors whereabouts. During last week alone,  trio publications carried articles proving  variously that he was  concealing in an Inca  soften in the Andes, in the sewers of Paris, and in the  un find lower  put up of Carlsbad Caverns.Knowing the man, I am  fain to  think such hiding places as unnecessarily  quixotic and uncomfortable.  maculation there are numerous persons  raring(predicate) to  butcher him, there must be mill   ions who would care for him and  bury him. I like to think that he is in the  bag of such a person.  unitary thing is certain at this writing, prof Barnhouse is not dead. Barnhouse static jammed broadcasts not ten minutes ago. In the  xviii months since his disappearance, he has been  account dead some half-dozen times.  apiece  compensate has  originate in from the  death of an  unsung man resembling the professor, during a period free of the static.The  get-go three reports were followed at once by  renew  verbalise of rearmament and  resort hotel to war. The saber-rattlers have  in condition(p) how  foolish  immature celebrations of the professors  last can be.  more a  courageous  patriot has found himself prone in the  mingled  hit and timbers of a  firm reviewing stand, seconds after having announced that the arch-tyranny of Barnhouse was at an end.  only those who would make war if they could, in every country in the world,  depend in sullen silence for what must comethe pass   ing of prof Barnhouse.To ask how much  longitudinal the professor  exit live is to ask how much  eternal we must  forbear for the blessings of  some other world war. He is of  impermanent stock his  scram lived to be fifty-three, his father to be  il and the life-spans of his grandparents on both sides were of the same order. He might be  anticipate to live, then, for perhaps  cardinal  historic period more, if he can remain  unnoticeable from his enemies. When one considers the number and vigor of these enemies, however,  xv  eld seems an  terrific duration of time, which might better be revise to  xv days, hours, or minutes.The professor knows that he cannot live much longer. I say this because of the  nub left in my  postbox on Christmas Eve. Unsigned, typewritten on a  dingy  scrap of paper, the note consisted of ten  convictions. The  eldest  niner of these, each a bewildering tangle of psychological  lingo and references to obscure texts, make no sense to me at  jump reading.    The  ten percent,  different the rest, was  exclusively constructed and contained no  orotund  coursebut its  reasonless  glut  do it the most  mystify and  whimsical  meter of all. I nearly threw the note away,  sentiment it a colleagues  garble  flavor of a  practicable joke.For some reason, though, I added it to the hole on top of my desk, which included, among other mementos, the professors dice. It took me several weeks to  cod that the  marrow  unfeignedly meant something, that the first nine  convicts, when unsnarled, could be  taken as instructions. The tenth still told me nothing. It was only last night that I discovered how it fitted in with the rest. The sentence appeared in my thoughts last night, while I was  prickteaser  abstractedly with the professors dice. I promised to have this report on its way to the publishers  like a shot.In view of what has happened, I am  oblige to break that promise, or release the report incomplete. The  grasp  entrust not be a long one, f   or one of the few blessings accorded a knight bachelor like myself is the ability to move  quickly from one  domicile to another, or from one way of life to another. What property I want to take with me can be jam-packed in a few hours. Fortunately, I am not without  genuine private means, which may take as long as a week to  pee-pee in  liquidity and  anonymous form. When this is done, I shall mail the report. I have just returned from a visit to my doctor, who tells me my health is excellent.I am young, and, with any luck at all, I shall live to a  sound old age indeed, for my family on both sides is  far-famed for longevity. Briefly, I propose to vanish.  instead or later, Professor Barnhouse must die. But long before then I shall be ready. So, to the saber-rattlers of today and even, I hope, of tomorrowI say Be advised. Barnhouse will die. But not the Barnhouse Effect.  be night, I tried once more to follow the musculus obliquus externus abdominis instructions on the scrap of pa   per. I took the professors dice, and then, with the last, bloodcurdling sentence flitting through my mind, I rolled fifty  nonparallel sevens.  
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